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St. Agrestis Phony Mezcal Negroni – Non-Alcoholic Smoky RTD Cocktail (200ml)

Sale price$19.99

St. Agrestis Phony Mezcal Negroni – Smoke. Spice. Sophistication.

This is not your average NA cocktail. The Phony Mezcal Negroni combines the bitter, complex DNA of the original with a bold twist of mezcal-inspired smoke. Expect charred citrus, agave warmth, and herbal aromatics — all bottled and booze-free.

ProofZero approved for its grown-up energy, this ready-to-drink cocktail is an easy yes for nights that call for presence, not pressure.

Why You’ll Love It:

  • Mezcal-style smokiness + Negroni bitterness

  • 0.0% ABV, small-batch, and shelf-stable

  • No added sugars, no artificial anything

  • Serve over ice with a citrus twist

Best Paired With:

  • Grilled steak, mole tacos, salted dark chocolate

  • Late-night playlists and rooftop fire pits

  • Your "I’m staying in, but make it dramatic" mood

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